Thursday

Just had to mention this...twelve foot statue of Mr Darcy!

Mr Darcy twelve feet tall

Can you imagine?
I can't tell you any better than this post:
Oh Mr Darcy! Giant sculpture of Jane Austen character in wet shirt emerges from a London lake

I do love this version of Pride and Prejudice and have always thought Colin Firth made a very handsome Mr. Darcy, but personally I still don't get the swooning over that scene... but so many do! Take a look at the statue:
Gotta love it!

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Pride and Prejudice movie characters, part 8

Mr.  Collins

I thought picking our favorite Mr. Collins would prove to be challenging. Each depiction of him on the screen has its own appeal, and each is done to the same level of excellence. Does that speak to the human condition - that we can so easily portray a foolish man and can do it well? - maybe. We, however, will not become philosophical at this point, although the women may rightly gloat that men seem to have an easier time of it, considering how so few women captured Lady Catherine’s nonsensicalness very well ... but seriously, Mr. Collins is such an important part of the story no adaptation that I’m familiar with leaves him out. The difficulty in choosing vanished when I started looking at those who played him from how the book describes him.

I don’t know if Miss Austen did this in coming up with Mr. Collins, but he seems to have the opposite qualities of several of the main characters:
  • Mr. Darcy: never gives himself the trouble of trying to be pleasing to anyone.
  • Elizabeth: sensible, unimpressed by wealth, and definitely not a flatterer.
  • Jane: sincerely possesses what would be termed Godly qualities, or as Lizzy says ‘she is really angelic’.

Jane Austen describes Mr. Collins in her book as follows:
He “was not a sensible man . . . A fortunate chance had recommended him to Lady Catherine de Bourgh when the living of Hunsford was vacant; and the respect which he felt for her high rank and his veneration for her as his patroness, mingling with a very good opinion of himself, of his authority as a clergyman, and his rights as a rector, made him altogether a mixture of pride and obsequiousness, self-importance and humility.”

Basing our list, then, on that description of him and not on the acting ability of the men who play the role as Mr. Collins, I have arranged them in the order that I believe most closely resembles him.
#4 -- 2005 - Tom Hollander- Hollander least portrays that sense of obsequiousness coupled with self importance. He is more sheepish and shy than Mr. Collins should be. This portrayal of Mr. Collins being so far off is in keeping with the fact that this is one of the worst P&Ps made, considering the big name actors it has in it. The gentility of what Austen conveyed is all gone from it and it has more the look and feel of Charles Dickens’ description of the London underbelly.

#3 -2004 Bride and Prejudice-- Nitin Ganatra - Ganatra brings that feel of self-importance and self-assuredness, in particular the idea that he is a real ‘catch’ and any lady is his for the asking. The missing ingredient, though, is that he really has no Lady Catherine to be attentive to in an ingratiating or servile manner and with that component gone, you really don’t have Mr. Collins. He is, nevertheless, one of our favorites, for who else could inspire such a song as “no life...without wife”?
#2-1980 -  Malcolm Rennie - Rennie handles the part very well and fits the physical description better than any of the others, because Mr. Collins is said to be tall and heavy and a great walker. Also, we see he can’t wait to utter some complement to whoever for whatever, so he is quite good as Mr. Collins. If the rest of the cast had been as well chosen, this would easily be my favorite portrayal of P&P.

 


There is a tie for the number one spot:
#1-1940 - Melville Cooper - His proposal to Elizabeth is by far the funniest, and even though the movie is just under two hours long, compared to the two versions that are five hours long, he manages to capture the personality of Mr. Collins in his performance. He is my personal favorite, as is this version of P&P. Keeping the comedy and wit to the fore despite the radical changes made to the story is what makes me feel the same way from watching this movie as I do when reading the book.

#1-1995 - David Bamber - Bamber has the advantage of being in the best-made (meaning lighting, sets, etc) long-playing version of P&P. What I don’t like about it is that it is a more dramatic version, as they play down the comedy of the book, and Bamber fits into the overall feel of this version while also playing the part for some humor. So he does actually display every aspect of Mr. Collins as described in the book.

Melville Cooper
David Bamber

Tuesday

Mr. Darcy and the Space-time Continuum, R.I. Six

If you have not read the first installment, you're going to want to begin there before continuing this journey, for this is installment six....

Mr. Darcy and the Space-time Continuum

* * * * *     
Space, the new frontier. This is the journey of the starship Venture ... 
its mission: to confuse Mr. Darcy, to introduce him to strange people and even stranger places, to brazenly go where no 19th century English gentleman has gone before...

* * * * *


Aurora escorted Darcy into the dining area. As he was walking in, his intention was to go directly to a nearby table, but first he noticed what appeared to be a strangely decorated wall of black. Incredibly, it turned out to be a window! In disbelief, Darcy asked, “Do my eyes deceive me, Miss Aurora?” She did not catch his meaning until he walked with a quick pace to the window.


He turned to ask, “Madam, are those stars I am seeing? ...but of course, what else would one expect to see aboard a starship but stars! There is, I hope, a perfectly rational explanation for all of this, is there not?”


“I would prefer to wait for the Captain to join us before answering any questions.” She watched as Darcy stared out the window and could see his amazement at the vision of the universe before him.


When the Captain, Stones, and Mr. Spot entered, they also went to the window, and the confused look upon Mr. Darcy’s face was enough to answer their questions as to whether his rambling about being in a dream was just a ploy or not.


“There has been talk of our being on a starship, and I look out this window to find that we appear to be among the stars... unless this is some sort of magician’s trick,” Darcy said, forcing himself to hold onto some sort of explanation that would fit within reason.


Captain Kurt was now more inclined to make allowances for him: “Sir, your eyes do not deceive you, and if you would join us at a table, we will attempt to answer your questions and hopefully you will answer ours.”

Darcy took a seat, though his eyes were often drawn to look out the window. Expecting the tea placement to come at any moment, instead he observed as Stones walk over to a wall with what looked like a small door. “What tea would you like, sir?” he asked Darcy.

“What sort of tea?” Darcy was disposed to reply sarcastically, but with a look out the window he caught himself, for if they were indeed among the stars, surely there could be more than one kind of tea! “Do you have black tea and cream?”

To his surprise, the small doors slid open and Dr. McCrete pulled out a cup of steaming tea with cream. Darcy was now absorbed by watching what took place at the small sliding doors, for at everyone’s utterance of different sorts of tea, a cup was promptly pulled out.

Coming to the realization that this could not possibly be just a dream, Darcy thus began, “Yes indeed, sir, I am more than ready to enter into a dialogue in which we may each have our questions answered. I believe you have been wanting my name -- I am Fitzwilliam Darcy of the Darcys of Pemberley. That, I assure you, was always said with more than a small sense of pride. Now, however, I have reason to doubt anyone who flies among the stars would have reason to be impressed over such an estate in Derbyshire. Do you have any way of knowing how it is I have come to be here? For I had just made a marriage proposal to Miss Elizabeth Bennet, who was in the middle of giving me the set-down of my life. She was condemning me for not behaving like a gentleman and being the most haughty person she had encountered...”

Spot asked in his logical tone, “Was there anything unusual that happened which caught your attention before your finding yourself here aboard the Venture?”

“There was a light that got brighter and brighter until it was too bright to keep my eyes open, and when I opened them, I was here.” Darcy had assumed those strange pointy ears were fake, but now considered they were truly Mr. Spot’s ears!

Stones, ever the doctor, inquired, “Did you hear anything? Were there any strange sensations or odd thoughts you were having at the time? Try to remember -- anything you can recall might be of help.”

He strained to recall something, anything, but nothing came to mind. He was about to drink from the tea, when thinking better of it, he cautiously inquired, “Are you sure this is tea, and is it safe to drink?”



  


Noe
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Thursday

The Juan scroll art statue

This has been finished for awhile, I just didn't remember to post it! This is The Juan, the character of our book.

The statue is made of 1/2" poplar, the base of 3/4" poplar.
The vibrant colors were not achieved using paint, because paint covers the wood's grain. Noe decided to give him a little more color than the drawing he did for the book. You can see the height in the one with the ruler.

Here's the before pictures:


And here's how he looks now ... 
But please keep in mind, I'm not a professional photographer. In fact, I had a hard time getting a good picture - it would either be fuzzy or have a glare.
But don't you think he's so cute?

 


 

 

We're considering doing a give-away with a Juan book promotion, but haven't figured that out yet. 
Noe does take woodart requests; contact us either by Google+ or email (see our NoeCindy page here).


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Friday

Mr. Darcy and the Space-time Continuum, R.I. Five

If you have not read the first installment, you're going to want to begin there before continuing this journey, for this is installment five....

Mr. Darcy and the Space-time Continuum

* * * * *     
Space, the new frontier. This is the journey of the starship Venture ... 
its mission: to confuse Mr. Darcy, to introduce him to strange people and even stranger places, to brazenly go where no 19th century English gentleman has gone before...

* * * * *


Meanwhile on the lift ...
Darcy began, “Did I hear correctly? -- no, forgive me, madam, I was about to be impertinent ...” Then more to himself, he said aloud, as he tried to pace, “ ... but upon second thought, since this is my dream -- if it is a dream, and at this point I would certainly prefer to believe it is a dream -- so if I am ever to be impertinent, I should be allowed to be so in my own dream!  ... which also explains why I allowed myself to enter this small space alone with a young lady ...”

Aurora, feeling quite puzzled, asked, “What are you talking about?

“Pardon me, madam, did I hear the captain address you as lieutenant?”

“Yes, you heard correctly. Now may I ask you a question?’

“You may indeed.”

“Why are you refusing to give the captain your name?”

“Your captain, madam, is a ruffian, and I will not be bullied into anything. Had I been treated more civilly, I gladly would have conversed freely with him.”

“Then why ask for tea?”

“It was an attempt at discovering whether the captain is willing to be reasonable, or is simply going to resort to further threats. It is a display of my own obstinate nature -- rather a nasty trait, I must say. But as I am in the company of such a gentlewoman as yourself, I shall gladly introduce myself: I am Fitzwilliam Darcy, of the Darcys of Pemberley.” He then bowed.

Aurora, knowing enough of custom to bow in return, then said, “I am Nicole Aurora, Chief Communications Officer aboard the starship Venture.”

Choosing for the moment to ignore her title, as well as the reference to a starship, Darcy acknowledged, “It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Miss Aurora. It will prove a difficulty for me to address you as lieutenant, I’m afraid -- would that be considered horribly rude?”

“You have my permission to address me as Miss Aurora.”

Continuing with something he felt more significant, he said, “Miss Aurora, this cubicle that is said to be able to take us to a more comfortable room is not moving; how then is it to...” the doors suddenly opened, showing Darcy that the cubicle, referred to as the lift, did in fact take them somewhere.

* * * * *

Mr Darcy falls in love . . . our new book about Darcy's side of Pride and Prejudice, 
released this 200th anniversary of that romantic story . . . and this also being the year of the release of the new Star Trek sequel . . . put them both together and you have . . .
 

Mr. Darcy and the Space-time Continuum
Look on the right sidebar for links to more installments 

Noe
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Thursday

Response to 6 word story challenge on Regret

First story:

Regret: A Day At the Races
Payday. Horserace. Last place. Empty pockets.


Second story:
You can't take those words back:
I hate you so much. Sorry.


Marion Driessen (The DuTchess) from The Netherlands has the 6-Word Story Challenge this week. If you join the challenge, hop over to her blog and leave a link to your blog, where you’ve posted your story.

Did a Google image search, found these, but don't know where they got the images first:
Find more fun stuff like this to do in these Google+ communities:
+Readers Meet Authors and Bloggers
+Books - The Passion for Reading
+Books & Blogs



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Sunday

Pride and Prejudice movie characters, part 7

Lady Catherine de Bourgh

It is now time to choose the best Lady Catherine de Bourgh from the movies we’ve been discussing; her ladyship is an important character in Pride and Prejudice. Because Darcy and his cousin, Colonel Fitzwilliam, visit her at the same time Lizzy is visiting Charlotte Lucas-Collins, Darcy’s opinion of Elizabeth is deepened and then congealed, moving him to propose to Elizabeth the first time. Lady Catherine is pivotal later in a most unusual way, giving Darcy hope that his chances with Elizabeth have not been lost for good. This, of course, is one of Jane Austen’s most interesting twists of the P&P story, leading him to  return to Longbourn, setting up one of the screens simplest and most endearing proposals. Austen had a real knack for that, if one but pauses to consider this proposal along with those of Knightley to Emma, and Henry Tilney to Catherine Morland.

Judy Parfitt, who plays the role in the 1980 version, is perfect as the queen in the movie Ever After (one of our favorite movies), but as Lady Catherine, she came across more like an emotionless nobody spouting bits of trivial information. Currently she plays the part of an eccentric nun in the TV show Call the Midwife, and she is magnificent. It is obvious she has the range to be Lady Catherine, but actors are to say the lines given and do as the directors direct, so I would much rather blame them than her for this very bad portrayal of Lady Catherine.

The wonderful Dame Judi Dench in the 2005 movie is actually ridiculous as Lady Catherine. She certainly looked stern enough, but there was no pomp and presumption of superiority in her manners. As I have said before in this discussion of P&P movies, this version gives me the impression of having been done in a hurry, as if they were pressed for time. Why else would they have Lady Catherine come to the Bennet home at midnight to talk to Lizzy instead of how the book says it happened? There is so much about this movie that stinks, which is another reason why her performance most likely appears in a bad light. In any case, Judi Dench does no justice to Lady Catherine, though she is an excellent actor in just about everything else I’ve ever seen her in. I should say that I own this version out of my love for P&P, and there are some portions of it that are very good, but they are very few.

Edna May Oliver, in the 1940 film, plays the role in the same way as my favorite (mentioned last), so that I was tempted to say my choice is a tie between the two. But, instead, I will say Edna lost by a hair. Great actors are amazing, however -- she plays a lady’s maid in A Tale of Two Cities and is just as believable in that role as she is as Lady Catherine.

My choice: There is truly only one Lady Catherine de Bourgh, and her name is Barbara Leigh-Hunt. In the 1995 BBC/A&E version of Pride and Prejudice, she projects pride and conceit, while at the same time making it perfectly believable that “shelves in the closet” are not something beneath her notice. She gives the appearance of gentility, and then with a quick glance reveals her harsh, critical nature. The one mistake the director of this version made with Lady Catherine is letting us see her when Mr. Collins’ letter informing them of his intention of coming to visit is being read at the Bennet home. Much later, when they try to give her a dramatic appearance as Lizzy meets her during the time she visits Charlotte, all the suspense of who she is, what she looks like, etc. has been lost by having revealed her sooner. But her portrayal of the great lady is really the only thing that counts, and no one does it better than she does.

 
  


The real Lady Catherine de Bourgh